Colin Farrell has already survived one intercourse tape scandal, and now, he’s going through one other. However, in a stroke of luck for us perverts, this newer, extra erotic footage of Farrell isn’t totally unethical: It’s him lending his voice to the writers’ strike. That’s proper, those that are followers of his work can now dim the lights, draw the curtains, and…lust over the attractive issues he says with the satisfaction of understanding we’re not completely wicked—simply attractive.
On Thursday, the Oscar-nominated actor stopped by the Writers Guild of America’s (WGA) picket line exterior Paramount World’s New York Metropolis workplace in Occasions Sq.. By no means thoughts that he did so sporting a scarf paying homage to one thing a pre-pubescent woman in 2003 would possibly put on; he confirmed up, and when each different male superstar is both a sexual predator or simply shitty, that’s all the things.
Notably, Farrell additionally let Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.) deal with the gang, opting to quietly stand in solidarity alongside fellow trade notables like Mariska Hargitay, Danny Robust, Paula Pell, Rachel Dratch, Michael Kelly, and Craig Zobel, as she delivered a speech. Then Farrell put his mouth to good use.
“Writers are all the things to us,” he instructed Selection, as seen on video. “It’s unfair what’s occurring. Nearly all of writers usually are not in a position to make a residing they should make to supply for his or her households.”
Farrell then expressed optimism within the studios and writers ultimately reaching an settlement. Why? “As a result of the stare-down happening is so fucking boring and a testomony to the vanity of these on the high that these folks are actually out of labor and may’t as a result of they’re doing the suitable factor.”
Now, if there’s one factor we’ve realized about Farrell’s movie performances, it’s that he’s received stamina. Thus, he didn’t cease there—he solely continued his soiled little diatribe.
“For 25 years I’ve made a residing and supplied for my household off the backs of the creativity of writers…it’s unfair what’s happening…they’re the genesis of all that we do,” he instructed Deadline. I’m sorry, however that’s the brand new, “breakfast lunch and feckin’ dinner.”
It’s lengthy been public knowledge that Colin Farrell is mortified by his notorious intercourse tape. I get it. Its leak was an inexcusable invasion of privateness, and he was greater than justified in taking legal action to make sure it wasn’t distributed. That mentioned, if anybody wants me, I’ll be taking the rest of the afternoon to make these clips go viral. As a result of why watch Farrell interact in intercourse once we now have entry to him publicly supporting writers?
