Crowdsourced nameless gossip hub Deux Moi is holding the world’s largest spoon and stirring the universe’s most boiling pot. What unconfirmed rumor are they at the moment pushing that has despatched the ultra-online busybodies right into a tailspin? That Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner are supposedly courting each other.
When you thought issues couldn’t get extra disorienting than Kendall Jenner and Unhealthy Bunny using into the sundown on a single horse, then Kylie—who isn’t one to get upstaged by her sister—has actually raised (lowered?) the bar. Tipsters—who, as soon as once more, might be anybody from my very own father who as soon as referred to “Jake Gyllenhaal” as “James Gillyhall” to Mom Kris Jenner herself—alleged the 2 might be going to Coachella collectively subsequent weekend. These rumors come on the heels of Kylie’s on-again-off-again ex Travis Scott commenting “A magnificence” on an Instagram submit hawking Kylie Cosmetics mascara. I merely wouldn’t be stunned if this one way or the other will get linked again to Kris, who’s at all times scheming over easy methods to preserve the followers on their toes.
Regardless of Deux Moi labeling these anonymous tips with their “learn with warning” sticker, Twitter has taken the bait and is at the moment writhing around in agony. After all, one has to marvel what our collective response says in regards to the pair, be it true or not. (It’s not—it may well’t be.) What makes this match so upsetting? For me, I merely don’t imagine the 2 exist on the identical aircraft. Timmy kind of hovers above floor in a perma-state of Wes Anderson whimsy (sometimes he comes again right down to earth to make out on a yacht) and Kylie has her roots firmly planted in Calabasas.
Simply final week, Deux Moi peddled the false rumor that Reese Witherspoon and Tom Brady had been an merchandise following each of their divorces. Each of their reps needed to come out and be like “WRONG!” although I already knew in my coronary heart that Reese wouldn’t date a person who’s even remotely linked to the FTX scandal. She’s a business-minded queen.
What stays resoundingly true amongst all of this rumour is what Timmy mentioned into the mic on the Venice movie pageant final 12 months: “I believe societal collapse is within the air.” I believe so, too.
Right here is a few REAL gossip for all of your gossip hounds.
- William H. Macy, from the famed crime-family of him and Felicity Huffman, has been sued for $600,000 by his neighbors for slicing down bushes on their property. When will the wealthy folks crimes finish with these two?! [Page Six]
- Muy bueno! Ben Affleck flaunts his Espanol! [Page Six]
- Courtney Love wrote a really touching tribute to Kurt Cobain on the twenty ninth anniversary of his loss of life. [Instagram]
- TJ Holmes and Amy Robach are shifting in collectively! I’ll ship a fruit basket. [Us Weekly]
